Joke of the Day, May 16, 2011
Dear duck, Remember that night in Vegas? You have a son. His name is platypus. Sincerely, beaver
Dear duck, Remember that night in Vegas? You have a son. His name is platypus. Sincerely, beaver
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks the golf club. “You’ll be driving later,” replies the…
Pat Alcorn was honored as Older American of the Year on Friday. I’ve been having some medical issues (nothing too serious), enough to keep me from attending. However, Susan Henderson of Mountain Views News was kind…
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Editorial – There is a movement around town to have John Shear named Grand Marshal for this year’s 4th of July parade. Shear, 90-year old resident of Sierra Madre, jumped in front of a runaway horse at…
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