Joke of the Day, May 10, 2011
Some elephant jokes… Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic! Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? …A: Free Parking. Q: What do you…
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Joke of the Day, May 9th, 2011
The Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for pocket watches, decided to market compasses for pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although their…
Joke of the Day, May 7th, 2011
Things that make you go hmmmm…. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If…
Joke of the Day, May 5, 2011
There was a man who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother a friend of his, so the friend suggested he see a doctor, and have his…
Joke of the Day, May 4th, 2011
One night a man was out for a night with some friends. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, he headed for home. Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the…
Joke of the Day, 5/3/11
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes. “Aw, go on,” the little old lady…
Joke of the Day, 5/2/11
Ariel (the mermaid) was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she didn’t want to dress properly, as did the other mermaids. Instead of wearing anemones to obscure her breasts, she…
Joke of the Day, 5/1/11
Dear Stone, Double homicide is no laughing matter. Sincerely, Two Birds
Joke of the Day, 4/30/11
So I went to see a dermatologist about a nasty red patch on my skin. I asked if it would get better, but he said he didn’t want to make any rash promises.
Joke of the Day, 4/29/11
Prince Stone had this enormous moth collection. He had large moths, small moths – moths of all kinds. When King Stone decided to retire and pass his crown to the prince, he told the boy…
Joke of the Day, 4/28/11
I thought about studying astronomy in college, but I knew I would just be taking up space.
Joke of the Day, 4/27/11
A man was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said NIL. White-robed people were kneeling…
Menu Upgraded for Huck Finn Day
According to a press release issued by the City, fisherkids that attend tomorrow’s Huck Finn Derby will be eating a little better than usual tomorrow night. While the settling basins at the City Yards have…
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After Steelers coach Chuck Noll died and went to heaven, God was taking him on a tour of the place. He showed Noll a modest 3-bedroom home with a Steelers pennant hanging over the front…